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8 Reasons why women prefer wine to men...

27 November 2009 |
In Funny
Posted by Josh Weerdenburg

A little something for the ladies of a humorous nature. I saw an interesting birthday card with the headline "8 Reasons why women prefer wine to men" and could not help myself from taking a look. Thought it might coax a chuckle or two from some of our women readers. (for our more liberal readers)

The women responded, "I prefer wine to men because.."

1. A good wine is easy to find.

2. A good wine tastes and smells great

3. Just because you have dinner with a glass of wine doesn't mean your expected to sleep wth it.

4.  When a bottle of wine is finished it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

5. You don't have to reasure a glass of wine that it's the best wine you've ever had.

6. A glass of wine won't embarass you in front of your friends.

7. If you don't fancy a glass of wine it won't think you're a lesbian.

8. You won't feel cheap if you have more than one glass of wine

If you you think you have a better funny reason why "women prefer wine to men" please leave a comment at the end of the article. (get the card through Hansen White, Item no. 326172 Barcode: 5016061522493)

1 comment

  • Comment Link deltachick Friday, 27 November 2009 15:13 posted by deltachick

    Hahaha. so funny, love no 7!!! great website!! keep it up dude!:o)

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